fulcrummed

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Despondent, we collect here,

No fight left in our souls,

We heal through immolation,

Our torture ends in coals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It can’t get away fast enough!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this old one that did the rounds:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think a better punchline is “None. The lightbulb has to change itself”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It’s what plants crave!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

As for the majority, if not the entirety of the Commonwealth I’d think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That’s too bad, I really lichen terrariums.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

For Peat’s sake!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It’s like they underwent some kind of MOSS extinction event.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You didn’t get them to the inFERNary in time to save them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Also a kinda creepy Willy Wonka/Slenderman vibe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They’re confidential informants where I’m from - regional differences isn’t surprising, wonder how it’s abbreviated for other languages.

 
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