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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

took a little while to figure out that somewhere between four and ten appendages with a mouth on the front and a butthole on the back was the best layout.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Andy Jassy selling cloud services vs Jeff Bezos desperately trying to reopen the shipping lanes

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At first I thought he was a divorcee just trying to get his dog back but now that I know he's a divorcee spending time with his daughter I like the story even more.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Richard Wolfe recently likened these actions to taking a howitzer and pointing it at your own feet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Ryan Reynolds is the halfway point of a linear interpolation between Dane Cook and Ryan Gosling

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Wow that sounds pretty anti-semitic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

gucci gucci

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even worse is they reply to themselves figured it out and say nothing else.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“This is just bad, no matter how you spin it,” said a veteran Democratic operative. “But everyone knows it’s too late to switch. But the donors will make those decisions, as they always do. Hence why we got Biden” in 2020.

lol.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

yea but on the other hand this is clearly from a comedy skit so not sure this is worth the exercise in pedantry.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

i dont think it really matters. this is going to be an all out war between media companies and big tech and big tech is much much bigger.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

this guy's sweater makes his arms look like they are an outgrowth of his hips

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