That read was an interesting journey indeed. ^^
I kinda agree with your early-on point. Wage theft has a legal definition, and profiteerig doesn't fit that. Sometimes you need to flow with the joke, I guess.
For a real solution, I wouldn't just tell investors or whatever that they can't make a profit and call it a day, but rather change the entire structure of ownership so that there is nobody left who could make a profit. The people filling the (useful) roles that were formerly filled by investors, CEOs, etc. would then get just another wage/salary. I wonder if anyone has ever thought of something like that before. ๐ค
Yeah, I'm aware of Marxism. Bit of a commie myself. That question was intended to be ironic. xD