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Neither. Influenza is the flu. The common cold is caused by a variety of viruses, iirc.

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you, you piece of shit!

Put it in a box. Problem solved.

I know how to solve this, but my solution only works for spherical cubes in a vacuum.

I think there it's more the ~~over~~use of antibiotics to speed up growth. Idk, I just ripped the info from a lecture. xD

But domesticated birds are not good carriers of influenza, specifically. Unlime wild birds, they do get sick. Otherwise, I totally agree.

You got some bread? Then many.

Sir, please stay where you are. This is the SCP. Remain calm. You will be harmed. Not. Not be harmed.

Depends. Did the corpse exhibit signs of motility?

Technically more like an archaeon that learned a few tricks.

Fair enough. I just belong to the people who require a valid taxon to be monophyletic. (Btw., "clade" already implies monophyleti...city? Monophyleticness?)

Also, shut up about viruses, they make a mess of everything and are beautifully chaotic and I hate them and I love them. xD

What I'm getting at is taxonomy. A valid taxon has to include all descendents of the crown group. That means that for monkeys to constitute a valid taxon, apes must be included. Same reason why birds are technically dinosaurs.