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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Keep the change, you filthy animal, you piece of $h!7

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Life ain't about how hard you can get hit. Its about how hard you can get hit,and keep getting back up you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste? You piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste? You piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah baby, yeah you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die you piece of shit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Got to get to da choppa, it’s the only way out, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

With great power comes great responsibility, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Hakunah matata you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I AM NO MAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sloth? You're gonna live with me now. I'm gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That'll do pig, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

"Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses you piece of shit"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: Come again, you piece of shit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I am a Jedi, like my father before me you peice of shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I’ll be back, you piece of shit!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It's over Anakin. I have the high ground, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It's a trap, you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard, and we're gonna have to work at this every day. But I wanna do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever. You and me. Every day. You piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Believe it or not, you piece of shit, you're still gonna burn! ... You piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth – nothing more, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Don't think you are, know you are, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You ain't under control, unless you're out of control, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

This is Sparta, you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

GG, Brian D...
You piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

c/famousmoviequotesadding"youpieceofshit"totheend

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

God is dead and we have killed him, you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Drill Sergeant: JESUS H. CHRIST. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Pvt. Pyle: SIR, A JELLY DONUT, SIR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, you piece of shit.

Here's looking at you, kid, you piece of shit.

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others, you piece of shit.

Thanks for the adventures; now go have a new one you piece of shit! Love, Ellie.

Please, boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark you piece of shit.

I'll never let go, Jack, you piece of shit.

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul you piece of shit.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible, you piece of shit.

You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down you piece of shit.

You're the first boy I ever kissed... and I want you to be the last you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I did not hit her! Oh hi, Mark, you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Get in mah belly, you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation. 

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: 

We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY! You piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Here’s looking at you, kid, you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

dumbledore asked calmly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I was thinking "ur a wizard 'arry! You piece of shit!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He asked calmly.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Dillon, you son of a bitch you piece of shit!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Dobby Never Meant To Kill. He Only Meant To Maim Or Seriously Injure... you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Can I carry that for you jesus...

you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

“No, you're not wrong… You’re not wrong Walter… you’re just an asshole… you piece of shit.”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you, you piece of shit!

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