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Looks like meat's off the menu boys, but we've got this suspicious looking pizza

You talking to me?

Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

Is Dr Patches' degree medical or academic?

Hard to get more traditional than this!

If the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don't. If the mouth is open then consider running away.

Repeat with exponential growth, starting asking everyone you know if they want any spiderlings

This news isn't about foxes :(

Don't need to hire proofreaders when people buy the books and post their own interpretations anyway!