Terrorists killing terrorists
These are the terrorists killing anyone standing around people the terrorists don't like. During a funeral.
I am starting to love them
Be careful whom you worship.
Based
On second thought, you'll be onto some new fad in a day.
I haven't seen it yet, and this one is near and dear to my heart.
Update your stuff -- this one's been affecting Enterprise Linux for maybe 12 years, versions the distros have long since grown bored of supporting, so essentially every EL install out there. So great.
if they didn’t kick the cow and spoil that milk like they’ve kicked every cow before it
I miss Cringely's take on this.
Go ahead. Open your iPhone. Some things don't present as being safe to open without damaging the unit, so no one's going to pop it open for lulz.