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[meme where the hero pulls the mask off the tied-up Firefox's head, revealing Safari]

Dynamic typing is insane. You have to keep track of the type of absolutely everything, in your head. It's like the assembly of type systems, except it makes your program slower instead of faster.

It doesn't have to solve every problem, but it does have to result in a better world than we have now, which it won't.

Excellent. Let's do the same in America, please. Stop KOSA!

So, basically, they plan to install a dictatorship in which separation of powers, states' rights, and meaningful judicial review do not exist.

Sounds about right.

How the heck did these guys manage to outbid Big Oil to put up that billboard?

This right here is why electronic locks could be way more secure than mechanical ones, if only their manufacturers would hire well-trained programmers and not boot camp graduates to write the firmware.

Since when were Boston Dynamics robots sentient?

That was pretty much IBM's excuse, if I recall correctly. Then it turned out IBM execs were well aware of who was buying their equipment and for what purpose…

I'm reminded of IBM's dealings with the Nazis.

Linux is already dominant on just about everything except the desktop, and it has yet to suffer significant enshittification.

Edit: Well, a bunch of Linux distributions have suffered enshittification, if that counts.

Linux: “We're dropping support for this device because we're fairly sure we had the last one in existence and it just died.”