adespoton

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

And we all get upset.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What makes you think you can’t do anything about it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Move to a different country?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

“Babe… what are you DOING here? It’s not safe to bring the kids to the polling station! What happens if some illegal immigrant starts shooting? Get them out of here IMMEDIATELY!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is different from the most distinctively Canadian animals… which is why the Virginia Opossum is in the list, along with other animals that are common to other places, but evolutionarily isolated within Canada.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“Oh, I’m sorry honey! I’ve got plans to be out with the boys guarding the polling station on election day; you’ll have to stay home and take care of the children. Maybe you can vote next time….”

[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

You want to know why Republicans did a hard course change on mail in voting for 2024?

THIS is why. The husband can ensure the wife fills out her ballot “correctly” in the comfort of their own home, instead of the wife filling it out as she sees fit at the polling station.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he should take up that urge to read the Bible. And pay attention to what he’s reading. Maybe start with the gospel of Mark, and not Genesis.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

“Please stop attacking the people who harmed innocent Lebanese people on Lebanese soil without the notification of your government, and who are still lobbing missiles over your border.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So… cleanup costs match the cash confiscated.

All this, and only a single person was arrested.

And it’s the largest operation busted — there’s probably numerous others across Canada that haven’t been discovered yet.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, he’s probably trying to take back the word “gay” — meaning happy. Maybe to him it’s normal to be happy on your sofa?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you do the first, you’ll likely have more opportunities to do the second down the line… assuming you survive.

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