Vagabondshad

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3rd level spells in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Me: fireball isn't the answer to everything

My son: No?

Me: No. Fireball is the question.

Son: Fireball is the question?

Me: Fireball is the question and the answer is yes

Apparently I'm a dwarf in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I feel like Pizza Possum would fit in with goblin games

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Their ideas are as interesting as they are frightening (ttrpg.network)
 

I once had a player that wanted a Decanter of Endless Water just to waterboard people ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Facts. (ttrpg.network)
 
Vampires learned it from the Fey. in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (8 children)

A cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?

Gotta adventure just to pay child support in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Ugh too true

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Vampires learned it from the Fey. (ttrpg.network)
 
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Urine trouble now (ttrpg.network)
 
Gotta adventure just to pay child support in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.

And now you know

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Gotta adventure just to pay child support (ttrpg.network)
 
You're crying now in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

๐ŸŽถ I am the very model of a scientist Salarian

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"Oh the stories I could tell you, many of them true" (ttrpg.network)
 
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"Fifteen coins, little man, put that shit in my hand" (ttrpg.network)
 
Which studio do we bully to get this made? in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

As I've seen before, there's only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:

  1. Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck

Or

  1. Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly
My rogue is proficient in "Hand"... in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Proficient in "what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP"

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Perfect for a X-Mas one shot (ttrpg.network)
 
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Trust the fungi (ttrpg.network)
 
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Happy Turkey Day to those who celebrate, roll initiative (ttrpg.network)
 
We all know what he did in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

At some point the bard will get out and then they'll be ๐ŸŽถ Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine... ๐ŸŽถ

I'm sorry, I'll see myself out

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Just added a new location to my campaign world (ttrpg.network)
 
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Fireball, the cause of (and solution to) all adventuring problems at lvl 5+ (ttrpg.network)
 
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