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Fuck you, Jeff.

Unfortunately for me, my high school French teachers never taught me how to cry.

Unfortunately, the trick for learning a language is exposure.

I don't think he'd change position if the VP pick wasn't all but guaranteed to him.

I think that settles that he'll be the VP pick for Harris.

AI, at it again.

I mean, why not both?

My dumb brain was too busy trying to make a joke about irrational numbers to not even notice one had been made for me.

Nah, that's a natural number. An irrational lead would be if he lead by π or something like that.

Soon-to-be former doctor.

But I doubt that will make him regret what he did. He'll probably blame the "woke leftists" for "silencing him".

The final hilarity would be Elon forcing Twitter to re-enable SMS based tweets, then hackers using it to fake tweets from Elon himself.

It's one happy meal, Ellen. What could it cost, $25?