TheRealLinga

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Are we in the stupidest timeline? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

Oh snap it's the man himself! I love you el presidente!

‘We all have our eyes wide open’: Trump critics brace for dark time of retribution in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

A.k.a Jimmy Kimmel

Trump planning flurry of executive orders for first day, top aide says in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah my signature is a smiley face!

Manstrual cycles in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

I'm "abnormal" 🫨

So it's not normal to have a 55 day cycle? Oh snap!

When will it get its own trilogy? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I would watch this again and again and treasure it and call it my precious FOREVER.

The movie could be a long story arc with the main fish getting the ring stuck around them and having all sorts of adventures, learning valuable lessons and finally returning to their spawning point to teach the other local fish all the knowledge the main fish had learned. It would all wrap up to this beautifully happy ending and BAM! Déagol grabs it. Movie ends.

When I grow up... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Or a scientist.

Pruleriodic "Still on The Internet" check in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If I wasn't the leader of a clan meself I would totally join yours! We could always do that thingy where we group our clans... never tried it but remember reading about it

Voodoo rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now I must listen once again or this song shall haunt me

Hose in c/[email protected]
Pin head in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You, Pinhead! I'M DIRTY DAN

to protect and serve in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He looks like the vampires nazi henchman in The Strain

Colours of Blood in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're right. It's the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

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Grr Windows (sh.itjust.works)
 
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They're a different species, so it's cool to eat them (sh.itjust.works)
 
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every damn morning (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Insomnia (sh.itjust.works)
 

Why does it have to always hit me so randomly? Some nights I beg my brain to stay awake past 9 and then there's nights like this where I'm wide awake for no reason

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Anyone want to join me and my wife in Destiny 2? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Hey everybody! My wife and I have recently been playing Destiny 2. It's excellent imo and both of us are having tons of fun, except for one little detail...

We need a third person!

We both like to take our time with levels, enjoy the scenery, role-playing our characters... and with most of the level thingies (strikes, vanguard) its required that we have another player with us.

Sometimes that goes well, but more often than not we end up with someone who just rushes through. Totally kills the whole point of why we play!

Is there anyone out there interested in playing with us? Or have advice for finding others besides the fireteam finder thingy? That hasn't really worked so far.

I hope this doesn't violate any rules for posting on this instance!

Thanks everyone!

Edit: fixed the title so people would stop thinking I'm asking for a threesome

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How to start a career in IT/cyber security (sh.itjust.works)
 

Hi everyone! I need some help. I'm in my mid-thirties, and I had a growing career that, since covid, has gotten so flaky I can't properly provide for my family anymore. I have always been interested in tech, and would like to start a career but I'm not sure how to.

Can anyone in the field give me some advice? I don't have much college experience, only did 1 year 17/18 years ago. Looks like I need some sort of college degree, which I'm fine with.

I also saw some online "bootcamp" things... are they good? I would like to do something where I was helping companies be protected from hackers and work from home as much as possible. White hat hacker type of thing... if that's real!

Thank you everyone!

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