I don't think it's dark. I think that's a hermit crab, who live in shells that they find. As they grow, they find larger shells and abandon their old one. So I think this hermit crab is just living in Carl's old shell, and I suppose Carl has moved on to more spacious habitations.
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It's a small enough number you think they could have just said exactly how many there were.
Fewer than 10 ... So, 9? 8, perhaps? Surely not 7!
Weird Al's music is mostly just other people's music, with his own lyrics.
So the developers claim, but the users still encounter it, and the bug report stays open for 22 years ... possibly more.
All my homies hate fahrenheit.
No, you just "seek new opportunities" while collecting your fat severance compensation.
Yes, many times. You're wrong, it's perfectly possible, and I know because I've done it myself.
No, it's great advice, and if they can't figure out to google "native flowers in my region" after that then they really are hopeless.
Why is the onus always 100% on the people trying to help, while the newbie gets a free pass on not putting in effort? Frankly if the newbie put some effort in they probably wouldn't have even needed to make the post in the first place.
Of all the hobbies and random niche things I've taught myself on the Internet over the course of 15 years, I've only ever had post questions twice. Whatever question one is asking has already been asked and answered. Very, VERY rarely is someone looking for information so niche that it doesn't yet exist on the Internet.
I know those guys are trying to be helpful, but to a newb they can feel like you’re not ready to even start your hobby
Don't let other people hold you back.
If you're trying to start a new hobby and you get put off by people giving you information because you think they're being condescending, learn to put aside the personal feelings so you can focus on the thing you wanted to focus on.
New information is useful regardless of how it was presented to you. You can't control how other people act, but you can control how you react to it. Learn to take the good and leave the bad.
Ah, that does make it a bit dark lol