OopsAllTwix

joined 5 months ago

Breaking the ice in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

"Good morning Julia."

Elon Musk's X is fighting a subpoena in a lawsuit between Jeffrey Epstein accusers, further delaying an already drawn-out case in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Why not both?

I'm curious: how do you say "VI"? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Jif

Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It's such a great metric.

Three courts agree that a woman deemed wrongfully convicted should be freed. She still isn't in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Why not both?

Shocking in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I just thought of the time machine ordered in Napoleon Dynamite and got a laugh.

What a simple fix in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the /etc folder in linux. Just extra crap you don't need.

Kid Rock is the sovereign citizen of music. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Kid Rock is the human version of an above ground pool.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you use one of those pentel Japanese brush pens?

Elon Says He's Giving Trump PAC $45 Million… Per Month: Report in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

“Shit hawks...big dirty shit hawks...they’re coming Bubbles. They’re flying in low..swooping down..shitting on people and dragging em off to the big shit nest”

That didn't take him long at all. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm still not voting for him, but his chances of being president just went up. The last thing he needed is martyrdom.

Treasury, IRS announce 'major milestone' of $1 billion in past-due taxes collected from millionaires in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Don't want to pay taxes, but are fine with having a king. It's almost like they're full of shit.