OopsAllTwix

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I've heard "shaking hands with the unemployed".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'd bet that's a sacrifice Sr. is willing to make.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I know one die hard RATM fan that works for a huge insurance company.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Try giving Louisiana an above average score in anything and see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Rub them on an aromatic prostitute.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (6 children)

If you've seen Maximum Overdrive it's not hard to belive at all. AC/DC does the score/soundtrack.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

We'll just be here when everyone else isn't.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've always read that autos like to be in their final pot size from the beginning.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

From a porta potty: Here I sit Tired and dirty Trying to hide Until 4:30

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

He really needs to buy some eyebrows.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I think if he thinks it will benefit him, he wants it. After seeing this "performance" and almost getting shot, he might just want out. I'm sure he won't try to blame it all on the Sofa Seducer. I'm thinking he may have picked the Loveseat Lothario just for that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ronald MAGAdonald

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