Onionguy

I always had a cat and it was never an issue.

The toilet paper roll has to be placed so the tear off sheet faces the shitting person, and not the wall.

Trick question. We live on the ISS, now float over here mister, I have a serious bone to pick with you.

I just hope Abed will be the director.

Maybe I am 👀

Dont take ur infants on motorcycle rides tho.

Is that an onion mr.T?

1. No breakfast
2. Käsespätzle (German egg noodles w. Cheese & onions)
3. Caprese salad

You know, there are 2 olympic shooters inside of each one of us... i suggest you let that one marinate.

This guy alzheimers