I'll second Pixel Dungeon. It's the only one I've played, but it perfectly fits OP's reqs.
Manos
Agreed.
It's his series. Konami is lucky their name is on the box.
So we should just do away with debates?
Nobody's mad that didn't throw money in the pit. It's just a funny story that never seems to end. Every year they don't have a finished product, the joke gets funnier.
They don't like to admit the side they are championing is a bunch of beheading rapists that also lie from time-to-time.
They put a bunch of whiny, entitled shits in jail.
"Omg these cells are dirty" - yea, don't go to jail, it's dirty.
"Omg they put me in solitary for three hours" - yea, shut the fuck up when you're in jail. Sometimes that's for your own protection.
"Omg they beat me while I was in jail" - again, shut the fuck up and quit arguing with guards. You're in jail.
Ad-filled, editorialized, disingenuous shit.
Probably fitting. Babbling leftists have thrown that word around so much its lost all meaning as well.