LostXOR

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Technically we can, it's just so expensive as to be completely out of the question.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Time to start eating bacteria now, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago (6 children)

We grow flawless crystals, slice them into perfect disks, engrave billions of arcane runes onto them with magical potions and rays of light, animate them with lightning, and make them do our bidding.

And then we give them an "intelligence" that can't even count the Rs in strawberry...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That's basically what parabolic flights for simulating low or no gravity are.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

A white cis male completely lacking empathy, to be more specific.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In Minecraft where you can take a few arrows to the face, no. In real life? Absolutely.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

But what if it has a bow and arrows? Minecraft skeletons are terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Better to learn something new than to stay in a hole of ignorance because I can't accept I'm wrong.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Bold of you to assume I'm not already.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The eclipses weren't even all that exciting. :(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not supposed to share this but I work in the Jewish space laser division and I can tell you that the weather control is actually done with other, invisible Jewish space lasers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Especially alien planets with Jupiter's gravity. It's well known that more gravity == steeper cliffs!

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