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Only for attack rolls. Ability checks and saves do not crit fail (or succeed) and reliable talent treats rolls for ability checks that add proficiency bonus as 10 at the lowest regardless, so even if a 1 were a crit fail, it wouldn't matter.

Agreed, Laserllama did most of 5e's classes a kindness. I prefer those to the PHB content.

Vumans get a feat, which is arguably one of the strongest abilities. Base humans are notoriously weak though.

Look at Mr. Fatcat over here eating out while we're on the verge of a recession.

Found the elf.

Good. Sorry to every mom and pop who treated housing like an investment, but at least you still have the house. Hope they slash the market 90%. Hope everyone who's been waiting for a decade gets a place to live. Hope opportunistic landlords choke and go bust when they can't pay three mortgages on their tenants' salaries anymore. Housing is a human right.

Fuck, ain't that the truth?

I've heard "because I like the sound of dice hitting the table."

https://www.zombo.com/

For younger generations. Lovingly remade in HTML5 because flash is dead.

Is that high?

's a little high.

Is that bad?

Well... it's not good.

RIP Trevor.

I mean, at this point? 1 might be a stretch.