Haagel

I've got young kids. Waking up early is the best time for me to be productive and enjoy solitude.

Also please don't look at it

Yes. We'll be ruled by a minority (Christian nationalists) because we think that downvoting on social media is sufficient participation in politics.

My three year old is speaking complete sentences with correct syntax and grammar. And the ideas that he expresses are mostly sane. The next challenge is getting him to stop talking for a minute or two.

Kids understand language well before they're able to speak it, and so I think he has about two years of backlogged thoughts that he's trying to get out as soon as possible.

There are also kings in the Middle East, and all over Asia and Africa.

I'm sorry to be a wet rag but the comic is simply innacurate.

There are still plenty of kings in the world.

My point exactly.

Perhaps we're just not as interesting as we think. Maybe aliens don't want to contact us for the same reason I don't want to contact kids playing in the park: I'm simply uninterested in whatever they're doing.

My family has been doing this for several generations. My race is so ambiguous and I love it because I can jive with so many ethnic groups.

What are some of the harmful things that he's attached his name to? I'm out of the loop...