GraniteM

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

You should have seen my fucking face when I was on unemployment and I found out that I had to pay income tax on my unemployment checks. Like... what the fuck? Why didn't you just give me less money to begin with?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"Test Post, Please Ignore," and that guy who took increasingly elaborate pictures of himself taking the previous picture of his camera were high points for me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Morpheus is the only one we ever hear the battery analogy from anyway. He might well be wrong about that interpretation, and the brain processors are what's really going on.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Maybe you get "digested" in the sense that you get incorporated into the sarlacc's body, like it's using you in a parasitic sense. It makes you one of its internal organs, and it keeps you alive as it slowly uses you up over the course of a thousand years (assuming we take that phrase literally). I think acting as a gall bladder for an underground sand monster sounds like a fate worse than death.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

In the book Dr. No, his briefing is "This important intelligence officer in the Caribbean has gone missing. Most likely he's run off with his secretary. Here's your gun. Go deal with this."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, there's the effect Cheney and his gang all having American supremacy as their goal, with them and their corporate fuck-buddies specifically on top of the heap. In their own particularly fucked kind of way, they did care about America or something.

Trump and his ilk... They believe in fucking NOTHING. I'm not even convinced their goal, at its core, is even self-enrichment. I'm pretty well convinced the whole movement is just extremely self-destructive mental illness metastasisized into a political party.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Motel of the Mysteries is basically this joke explored over 95 pages, lovingly illustrated by David Macaulay, the guy who did those black and white books Cathedral, Pyramid, Castle, and The Way Things Work, as well as others. It's hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Okay, more I'm legitimately interested. All this time I'd assumed that the voice was a clever manipulation of the chiptune tech to make it sound like a human being. But it was actually just a dramatically compressed audio clip? That might be even more impressive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Mine was SKI OR DIE, and young me was very impressed. If anything, I might actually be more impressed now by the ingenuity in tricking chiptune technology into sounding plausibly like a human voice!

 

I'm in the fucking emergency department. I'm not feeling very grateful right now. Read the room.

 

I thought a half cup would be okay.

 
 

From LIFE Magazine

 

From LIFE Magazine

 

From LIFE Magazine, July 30, 1956

 

On a windy beach. In the summer. With a dog and a child.

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In August. On a windy beach. With a dog and a child.

 
 
 
 
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