GeeDubHayduke

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"What's five hundred million times zero? AND DON'T SAY IT'S ZERO!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What does King Koopa have to do with any of this?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

"Hi, I'm the guy from the video you just watched. He's a clipshow of the video you just watched."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

"LOOK AT ME CORPORATE DADDY! I STILL LOVE YOU! YOU CAN STEP ON THIS SNEK!"

-finitebanjo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

You're all over this thread, deepthroating the proverbial boot. Keep it up, but just know that no matter how much you lick and love that little foot glove, it won't love you back.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

🎶🎵 Welcome to my shop! Let me trim your mop! Let me shave your crop! DAINtily! 🎵🎶

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

"One dead CEO."

"Many more to go."

Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don't ban.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

"Hey Ross, when you were yelling 'piv-AT piv-AT,' what did you mean?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

They do. They're just drones, tho.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON'T!

LOOK! DRONES!

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