Strongest ever, SO FAR… but keep on fracking, Texas, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
That seems like too long; I feel like I’d like to see him back again.
I’M SO DAMN HAPPY TO BE REUNITED WITH MY HIGH-OCTANE, STAINLESS STEEL BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND OTHERS, THAT I COULD JUST ABOUT CRANK MY HOG ALL THE DAMN WAY OFF!
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU MF’ERS, BUT I AM READY TO SEE BOMB-ASS MEMES, SPEAK IN A BOISTEROUSLY LOUD VOICE ABOUT HOW GREAT LIFE IS, AND PROVIDE CARE AND SUPPORT FOR MY FELLOW PACK MEMBERS WHEN LIFE IS NOT SO GREAT! PLUS A LITTLE SWEARING!
AROOOO! LET’S GET THE HELL AFTER IT, MF’ERS!
God… LG, always with the updates. That’s their answer to everything!
Ever since they got into the encabulator business, they want everything to run on their proprietary platform, and a big step towards that is to push software updates to make sure that no third-party encabulator will work with their hardware.
I don’t know who makes YOUR encabulator, but I guarantee that if you apply that patch, unless it’s LG (or one of their un-named subsidiaries), that it’ll stop working immediately - and THEN how will you adjust the primary phase harmonics to get extra-dimensional channels?
If I were you, I’d look at refreshing the aether-based configuration variables on your encabulator first, maybe even use your favorite time-dilation method to revert to the literal second that it was working before, and see if that closes your portal.
If your skincrawler is still around, just sprinkle some oregano around your baseboards and oxygen supply, they hate that stuff.
Bear mace… wasp spray…