FlameBurningOrange

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please correct me if I'm wrong but, hypothetically if someone were to vandalise a Tesla to the point of it being written off, could the owner request that the insurance company replace it with a non-tesla car?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here we go...

(fastens a black leather collar around your neck with a cute heart tag engraved with "Jade" in cursive font)

There we are, good girl (pats head), are you ready to do some tricks for me?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Good girl (pats head) now let's get you a collar and tag so you look like somebody owns you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Will you be a good girl?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Hi, that invite link has expired. Please can you send me a new one. Thank you 😊

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's interesting you made that observation because both the penis and clitoris start development from the "gentile tubercle" on an embryo.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But surely everyone greets you by saying "Dr. Fossilesque, I presume?".

That alone has got to be worth the overqualification issues.