Lmao I'm picturing a series of comedic events like guy enlists to quietly do his service and sail the world, but keeps getting promoted and sent to the most boring places.
"Congrats Chief, were sending you to West Virginia"
"Congrats LT, we're sending you to South Carolina"
"Congrats Commander, we're transferring you to... Montana"
Pterodactyls: I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW