CosmicTurtle0

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (5 children)

How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?

You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Our country goes to war for less.

Against brown people.

When was the last time the US bombed a white country?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you look at the value proposition purely from a capitalistic standpoint, I get why scammers and black hats exist. I just wish they could point their weapons toward the 1% and pull something similar to a Mr. Robot and redistribute their wealth.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Fwiw there are a large number of people who volunteer their time and effort toward worthwhile projects. It's just they don't get rewarded anywhere near the level of benefit that they provide.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

If they ban Firefox or make it more difficult to watch videos with Firefox, I fully expect state AGs to bring antitrust proceedings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ooh I know exactly the video. The one with the blue sheet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Yet another Republican who isn't running for anything and can say whatever fuck he wants because it doesn't matter.

Wake me up when Republican on a ballot endorses Harris.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why are his arms....so weird? Have they always been like that?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It also depends on whether the Borg consider the death star a threat or worthy of assimilation. Given the accuracy of shooting of those on board, I highly suspect the ship's technology would be assimilated and then its inhabitants converted to drones.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago

/s

Fuck you. I was hoping for Dark Kamala!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah you got a council full of Jeremy Jamms when you all deserve Leslie Knopes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I don't think Trump even wants to be president. He just wants to stay out of prison.

Though the guy is so amazingly self centered and delusional, I'm convinced that we could do a Truman Show thing and tell him he won and build a White House set for him and have him "be" president.

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