BurnedDonutHole

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Yeah they would have a legitimate animosity if people know how good they taste?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (10 children)

This dumbass was happy that government was paying him not to do anything with his land for that show he had called Clarkson's Farm or something. I wonder when it started to hurt him so he started to pay attention...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

My local cafe had one they adopted from the street (or she adopted the whole cafe). She would choose random people to jump on their laps and demand pets. Even though I'm a dog a person I miss her. Not because she passed away but because I moved away. I'm guessing she is still extorting pets.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fun Fact: While most canines have eyebrow movements dogs are the only one that have wide range of movements meaning their evolution also included emotional manipulation of humans. Source: people around who makes an owwww sound when they see the puppy eyes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

You don't make dough do you... :-)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I've been cooking for myself for a very long time and I can tell you that dough doesn't care. It's just about 3 things mood, moisture and temperature.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Birds hit 4 minutes beforehand when the black boxes stopped working? Or the black boxes stopped working after the birds hit?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry but I'm a conservative when it comes to the bees. Wasps can fuck right off.(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

What do you feed bee while it's under sink? Also did you get consent of the bee to take it to camping and putting it into your mouth? It seems you have a complex relationship with the bee in which the bee might need help with representation. If that's the case I know some lawyers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Should I say I don't like jazz or make jazz hands to signal the bee? Wait it's in my mouth so signaling doesn't gonna work. So, should I make jazz tongue? 😜

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Understandable... Performance anxiety is a hard thing to get over.

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