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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Just based on how often I notice someone mispronounce a word without realizing it (or have done so myself and realized it later). Statistically I'm probably still doing it with some word.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife pronounces ‘foliage’ like ‘foil-adj’.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My favorite example of this happened during a D&D game years ago in which the DM kept pronouncing the word portcullis as PORK-YOO-LISS.

To this day, the word causes the image of some sort of ancient Roman pig gladiator to appear unbidden in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I pacifically told you!!!!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My teacher told me that he'd fail me if I mispronounced "Data" as "Da ta" and not "Dait a". So I always mispronounce it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You just reminded me of my highschool AP bio teacher who was a new Englander, but lived and worked in the UK for a few years. He pronounced half like "hawf" and it was always jarring because otherwise his accent was mostly normal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is it a dialect training class? Because otherwise that feels like boarderline racism to penalise someone for having a different an accent.

"Da ta" vs "date-ah" is regional. If you're pronouncing it "wrong" move across the pond and suddenly you'll be right.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mine was "daschund". I always thought that was a separate breed from a "doxen".

Even after being educated on how the word is actually pronounced, I still purposefully pronounce it literally "daschund". Fuck 'em - should've spelled it better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Daschund is pronounced like "daak' snd" in case anyone else didn't realize this. My mind is blown.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  1. It is spelled Dachshund (Dachs-Hund, German, lit. Badger-Dog, as the breed was created to hunt foxes and badgers in their burrows)

  2. It is pronounced Dax Hunt (good example by a native german speaker: https://youtu.be/6aveG0N6Jtc?si=mzCsfrVA95VJZggG )

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Funnily enough though, in Germany they're mostly called Dackel, not Dachshund!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Daschund is pronounced like "daak' snd" in case anyone else didn't realize this. My mind is blown.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would say you're actually witnessing the very real phenomenon of language-drift. Languages evolve for a billion reasons, but there's no right or wrong state of language.

That's why we distinguish between language, dialect, idiolect, sociolect. Each bearer of language is also a producer of language. Their version is just theirs, in whatever many ways that makes that version unique.

(Check linguistics to better understand this process of language-drifting )

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I pronounced puddle as poodle up into my thirtys. Maybe I didn't use it too often so it wasn't noticed. My second wife did. Absolutely scundered!

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Insurmountainable - Michael Scott

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Not exactly related to the question, but as a non-native English speaker, whenever I read something related to weights in imperial, e.g., 150 lbs, my mind reads it as 150 lubes.

I know it's pounds, if I would read it out loud, I would say pounds cause I'm not a weirdo (well...). But still, my internal monologue has lbs = lubes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If anyone is wondering why this is abbreviation for it, it is because the full name for pound weight in latin is libra poundo. We use the libra part for the abbrievation into lbs but pounds for the actual common name.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was the same except I said it as "ibs" was quite a while I was thinking that when I was younger. My internal monologue still says it this way anytime I read it even though I know now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Right? I’m a native English speaker (Aussie, so…loosely native English speaker) and my first exposure to “Lbs” was for the weight of Pokemon in the physical red Pokédex handbook, so I always just said they weighed “X labs”, still don’t immediately correct it in my head 25+ years later.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

For me its always been "limbs"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I love your brain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I love your brain

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel you. My inner voice reads this as "libs".

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

Every time I mispronounce a word, people are assholes and make fun of me. Human beings are pieces of shit for so many reasons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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