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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Men: never go to a female therapist, they will NEVER be able to understand you from a man’s perspective. All they see is abundance, with men chasing them and paying attention to them, and will never understand how few choices those men in the bottom-80% are left with.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

spoilerTheRapist

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

When your therapist is trying to trick you into labelling yourself an incel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Well, yes, what did you expect?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That is one shitty therapist

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I had the exact same conversation with mine, when I was 20.

It's hard to believe that you'll have a better experience elsewhere, especially when you have already spent hundreds of € on that one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Say no to therapists, say yes to callgirls. They charge less too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Lots of shit therapists out there.

A friend of mine, his ex-wife's therapist encouraged her to have an affair. An old highschool fling reached out to her, and she was essentially perpetually stuck in highschool due to some intense trauma around that age. Therapist said to go for it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Always look at a potential spouse's friends before getting married. Do they cheat, slack off, and just generally kind of suck? Your spouse-to-be will almost certainly follow their example. I say this because most people's "therapist" are their friends and if their friends are maladjusted assholes you can probably expect more of the same.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

No, that therapist is. There are shitty people in every profession.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago

She thinks you’re hot anon. Bang your therapist

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