Americans shop for calories per dollar.
Please don't look at why they do that, we're the best country ever!
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Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.
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They didn't give you a pack of cigarettes with your meal? How un-yurapeein!
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Malnourished european can not handle a real meal.
fun part is americans are fat AND malnourished….
Explain how we are malnourished when ONE burger contains EVERY food group. You can't.
vitamin deficient
That's what we got flintstone gummies for bruh.
flintstone gummies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flintstones_Chewable_Vitamins
They feature vitamins in the shapes of the Flintstones characters: Fred Flintstone, Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, Dino, and The Great Gazoo.
For over twenty years, Betty was not included as one of the vitamins. However, after a grassroots campaign and the results of a Bayer telephone poll came in favor of including Betty, the character was added to the lineup in 1995, replacing the Flintstone car.
The [email protected] people should be using Betty as their mascot.
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