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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Wouldn't this human in theory become a crumpled sausage like what happened to the crab by the leaking underwater pipe?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

This really Byfords my Dolphin

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

pounds per square inch. the us version of bar or n/m²

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

100.000 PSI is equal to 1 bar(if I remember correctly)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That’s metric

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Unfortunately no, 1 bar (1 atmosphere) is 100,000 pascal

PSI is pounds per square inch and is roughly 14.5 PSI to 1 bar, and to me, way less intuitive than bar

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

no, not at all. bar is a logical metric unit, psi is imperial. because the us doesn't know what powers of 10 are, there's never a nice conversion factor.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Muricas version of pressure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Freedom units

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The biggest problem is he's engineering in Imperial instead of SI units.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

But where's Saddam?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

This unfortunately happened in real life.

Edit: other way around though. The divers were on the air side (habitable quarters) of the chamber.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Some parts of that article are straight horror.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

For more clarification, they were on the high pressure air side. The kind of dives they were doing involved long periods of acclimation to the different pressures involved, so the diving bell was pressurized to 9 atmospheres. Someone fucked up, and the door opened. 9 atmospheres turned into 1 atmosphere very quickly, and the only good thing is that it happened so fast that the deceased wouldn't have even noticed

If you want to see an episode of a podcast about engineering disasters which is itself, ironically, an engineering disaster, well there's your problem

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just for what it’s worth, it looks like it was actually an equipment malfunction, not someone fucking up, that caused the accident. The company claimed the person fucked it in an attempt to cover their asses, and they were eventually found to be hiding the truth in a court of law.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

No one fucked up, they finally settled on it being a mechanical failure.

Edit: the company and government fucked up, I meant to imply none of the divers fucked up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The company fucked up, they did not maintain their equipment.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago

The company fucked up by not updating their equipment, even though they knew it was outdated and dangerous

“The North Sea Divers Alliance, formed by early North Sea divers and the relatives of those killed, continued to press for further investigation and, in February 2008, obtained a report that indicated the real cause was faulty equipment. Clare Lucas, daughter of Roy Lucas, said: "I would go so far as to say that the Norwegian Government murdered my father because they knew that they were diving with an unsafe decompression chamber."[11] The families of the divers eventually received compensation for the damages from the Norwegian government, 26 years after the incident.[12]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm unfamiliar with fluid dynamics. How intense would the Delta p problem be in this situation?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

from the wiki

Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the crescent-shaped opening measuring 60 centimetres (24 in) long created by the jammed interior trunk door. With the escaping air and pressure, gross dismemberment ensued; it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance from the bell, with one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.

Soup indeed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

a section of small intestine

Huh. Weird. I wonder why that stayed in place. I mean, I wouldn't have thought that you can squeeze out a person like a tube of toothpaste but since that is apparently a thing...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like a delta of less than 10 psi doesn't sound so bad

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It depends on the size of the opening. If it's small that's no problem. You could block a 1 inch pipe at 10psi with your bare hand and be largely fine. It's a little less than 10 pounds of force assuming a round opening.

The problem is that the total force scales geometrically with the size of the opening. Make it two feet wide at the same 10psi and now you've got about 4500 pounds of force trying to push you though that opening should you find yourself in the unfortunate situation that it's been completely blocked by your body.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Is this like the end of that Aliens movie?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Water go sluuuurp, human go squish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Only the Byford Dolphin ruduces an entire diver to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

When it’s got ya, it’s got ya.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Am I assuming correctly that we're looking at a big succ-situation, where the diver will big forced through the tube no matter what?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

It's a difference of like 7 psi over an area of what looks like maybe 30 square inches, which would be uncomfortable to get caught in, but I don't think you're getting Byford Dolphined

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

210 lbs will certainly keep you stuck there though

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ahhh yeah that's where I've heard it before, WTYP had an episode on that!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Is 5m enough for that? I feel like no, but i have no idea.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Do NOT put your dick or butthole there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well if you have both, and disregard this warning, it will be hard to separate the two

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Big 'Guts' vibes here

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Danger Zone!

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