this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Good news: she will be extremely impressed Bad news: not the way you want

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I hope she's proud of herself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

As long as there's no cream in it, we're good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Is this a meme or a shitpost?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Holy shit I can't stop laughing that's actually amazing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I would drive it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

That is... Mind blowing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm more upset that the bananas aren't peeled. What kind of monster eats a banana whole, INCLUDING THE STEM?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

They're al dente.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

This is so stupid... but I don't hate it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My wife says this isn't funny but she's wrong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Is your wife Italian?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

My favourite pasta dish a footling hot dog weiner:

Long weenie.