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Linux is a family of open source Unix-like operating systems based on the Linux kernel, an operating system kernel first released on September 17, 1991 by Linus Torvalds. Linux is typically packaged in a Linux distribution (or distro for short).

Distributions include the Linux kernel and supporting system software and libraries, many of which are provided by the GNU Project. Many Linux distributions use the word "Linux" in their name, but the Free Software Foundation uses the name GNU/Linux to emphasize the importance of GNU software, causing some controversy.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

The distro family trees are like different pantheons.

Distros are like individual gods. Community developers are priests and end-users are the commoners who pray for blessings, good fortune, and happy lives. Priests direct the prayers of commoners to their respective gods.

There is the Debian pantheon, ancient gods of peace and stillness.

The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.

The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (5 children)

We call them the deep folk, some say they've gone completely insane

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We do willingly summon daemons to inhabit our magic crystals.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can we change systemctl start to systemctl summon pls??

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (5 children)

The one true way is TempleOS.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Monotheism finds a way.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All hail Saint Linus, the prophet of the only true kernel!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Linux from scratch is atheist?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

LFS is a weird fundamentalist sect.

Faith without works is dead

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Of course not, they also need to pay tribute to our Lords and Saviors Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds and make reverences to our supreme god Tux.

It's just that they make all of that with extra steps.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

The only good religion, I'd say.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I like how you realized part way through that you were typing out nonsense, and decided to post it anyway lol

Also: how high are you right now?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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