this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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No foul language - i.e. French ๐Ÿคฎ

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Can I just make sure that I understand the joke? Andrew is ugly and sweats a lot?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

At Christmas an ugly sweater is a unpleasant jumper, where, as has been mentioned, one of Andrew's defences against accusations of noncery is that he was incapable of sweating because of the Falklands War.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

If you like this kind of thing.

Itโ€™s an unpleasant rather than a unpleasant. The way to remember which to use is if the following word starts with a vowel sound then use an, else use a. Itโ€™s key to note that itโ€™s vowel sound and not explicitly a vowel.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Ohhh, an ugly disabled paedo that sweats a lot. That's much funnier. Thank you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Ah, gotcha. Cheers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Ooh thank you. I thought it was a generic insult but that connects now!