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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I don't see it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

This joke has never once been funny

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Rolls Royce judging by the suicide doors. Not sure which one.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I didn't know potato salad could drive?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Bing Chilling!

[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago

The joke is that’s John Cena and he says “you can’t see me”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Do a night rider and just dress yourself as the car seat

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Wdym it's just a car driving without anyone in it??

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (4 children)

driver is john cena, who has the catchphrase "you can't see me"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Huh, thanks, I only knew John Cena from suicide squat / Peacemaker. I thought it was about Jesus Christ or something :D

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

but what about the potato salad in that boat?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Thanks, I had no idea what was going on.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm clearly too much of a nerd for this meme because it would have worked for me if it had been Sue Storm from The Fantastic Four or Violet from The Incredibles.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But that would actually potentially be clever instead of some dumb wrestler's painfully unfunny and uninteresting catchphrase

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Case in point; still not funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

never heard of that wrestler are they indie/small show?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Thanks, I had no idea what was going on.