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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The correct answer is telling your asshole relatives that they need to do a match with the mini-goliath themselves if they think they're so tough. Then they either have to play along with the bit or else they're the asshole who hurt a child's feelings. (Spoilers if they're like my family: they will, but then you and the lil bro can bond over that shared trauma. Ah, family!)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, the "gives me shit and makes fun of me for being weaker" could be either anon being too dense to realize it was a joke (perhaps mean spirited), or the family being shit. Given that anon then beats lil bro, sounds more like the former.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Yep they are, just stalemate next time and if you start losing slowly win the arm wresel

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Anons family sounds like a bunch of morons. The reasonable approach would have been to challenge them to arm wrestling. But I guess they don't do reasonable on 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

honestly, do you really think that people posting on 4chan have stable familial situations? most people there don't know interacting with people in any other fashion because that's what they get treated like at home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I always go in thinking it's just creative writing exercises. Rarely disappoints

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Most likely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Rematch with the other arm.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

No rematcg? You're a better fighter, he's still stronger than you at arm wrestling.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 7 hours ago

the trick was to challenge the kid to a rematch, but make a big show of shoving a huge amount of spinach into your mouth and chomping on it before squaring up. Make him believe the Popeye myths.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I did this with my son, let him kick my ass in an arm wrestle then I gave him the glory, little fella was so chuffed it was awesome.

I gave him a 'real' arm wrestle a year something later and he said "you let me win before didn't you?" 😂

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"No. I've been working out every day in preparation for this rematch."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Oh that's a great one! I wished I had of thought of that.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Sure, but did you beat the shit out of him for good measure?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

A crooked tree is spared the staff.