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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Yo that song's great though

[–] [email protected] 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t need 2007 for that 😎

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I push my fingers into my eyes...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Slipknot - Duality

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

I'm pretty sure I actually did post that on FB once upon a time 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

I just wanna break you down so badly in the worst way

[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

How dare you accuse me of just wanting attention!

What about this lyric makes you think it's a cry for help!?

"I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please, killll mee, I want to die!!"

-The Wedding Singer sound track.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

2007? Drunk me posted the opening lyrics of feel good Inc as my fake facebook status update 2 days ago. Happy holidays indeed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Not under my real name or email. Deleted FB over a decade ago but friends insisted I have an account so they’re able to send me events etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Ohhhhhhhh duh gotcha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

I never meant to hurt you when I took it all away

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

For older millennials, this could be a different tom.

(Fulp v Anderson)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago

Tom did it right. He is what all social media execs should have been (afaik, he may be a terrible person in secret but all evidence I've seen points to the contrary). He built a popular site, made his money, then fucked off into the sunset without trying to ruin society for a bit more money.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago

Status: Sorry I can't be perfect.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Cut my life into pieces

This is my last resort

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

This is my biggest bork*

[–] [email protected] 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Cut my life in two pizzas

This is my plastic fork

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

I was only a fish, i was only a fish

[–] [email protected] 70 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think it’s kind of funny. I think it’s kind of sad. The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I find it kind of bussin', I find it kind of cap. The dreams in which I'm dying are the ones that kinda slap.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

It's an Ohio world

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Their newer stuff is excellent!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Is it? I haven't listened to anything beyond 08's album.

Their pre Hawthorne band "A Day in the Life" recently got a Spotify release though so I enjoyed revisiting that recently!