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Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Take that, you woke-fascists. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

"And in OUR state, penises are not for PUSSIES"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

it was a long, hard competition, but our boy penis stuck it out and finished first

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Shame, I was rooting for butthole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It has lots of dicks indeed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, it is shaped like one...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The state... If you're dumb like me and didn't get it.