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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're treating him like he tried to blow up Gotham City when all he did was kill Lex Luthor.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, more like one of Luthor's underlings. Andrew Witty would be more equivalent to Lex Luthor.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they all wanted his autograph too. I wonder who thier health insurance provider is...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Hopefully UHC.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It’s always worth the budget for this shot.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

On a possibly unrelated note. If you were with the NYPD, would you pull strings to be part of that escort? Just a shower thought.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah. Like I said in another post, they probably billed six hours of overtime for the ten minute walk. Cops love money just like most of us and they have all kinds of ways to make overtime and danger bonus pay and shit like that without actually working.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

~~that's a trick question: pigs don't shower~~

i apologize. i'm going to stop calling police pigs. i have been working on it for a year and failing but i am going to xmas gift myself the right to stop calling them pigs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, they just roll around in their own slop and shit, squealing in ecstasy.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So, given that 4 students is equal to 1 cop and that 1 CEO is more or less equal to 30 cop, We can say that a student is equal to 0.25 cop So a CEO is equal to 120 students live. As they have been around 70 victim to school shooting by year and around 300 school shooting for the last 3 years in the USA, we can deduct that the death of a CEO is around 2 year of school shooting combined (not taking into account the wounded) so around 600 school shooting.

Is my math correct?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What color are the students?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This sounds like a cursed math question on a standardized test.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Get your filthy hands off our hero you swine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Cops: WEEeee Are The SuperFash!

Luigi: Shutuuup

Cops: Weeeeee Are teh Suuper Faaash!

Luigi: Shut uuuuuuup!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

WTF, don't they have a picket line to break or something?

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