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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You don't hate smartphones; you hate capitalism.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (6 children)

People either have forgotten or didn't live in the time before smart phones, but the world was fucking boring as, you HAD to talk to someone because you were so fucking bored, that's why we discovered shit, we were bored and had to do something, then turtle neck man gave us smartphones.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you HAD to talk to someone because you were so fucking bored

Yeah, nah, I just read one or two novels each day.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

what? thats how i feel when i use my smartphone

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just played a game on my pc.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Not OP. I remember when I was little, playing computer games that were completely on the keyboard (we didn't even have a mouse.) They were stored on floppy disks and would start up by just inserting them into the computer. I'm not sure if you're asking as a fellow old-school gamer seeking nostalgic connections, or as someone who's never played old games and is simply curious, but I did find this list of early games pretty interesting.

There are a number of adaptations of classic arcade games, pop culture tie-ins, and even flight simulators. It amazes me how much floppy disks used to be able to accomplish.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Take away anon's phone for a day and see how he likes it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Calling out cops on their bullshit, troublshooting your pc when you bork the ethernet, sending photos of your feces to your friends to name a few

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Damn good summary. Even more BS than I complain about on a weekly basis.

(written from my smartphone when I should be sleeping)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Before modern smartphones existed, I dreamed that they would one day exist and we could use computers and the Internet whereever we are, not just from home/work/school.

There are bad things about them too, but overall I would not want to do without them.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (8 children)

smartphone manufacturers have almost no common standards, they are made to be bought and then disposed of instead of upgrading the specs

it's impossible to do stuff like upgrading ram which would be very easy on a computer, and every smartphone has a different cpu

companies are doing their best to keep the open source guys out of the game, which in my opinion would solve a lot of the issues if this weren't the case

I want a smartphone without ios or android but just plain linux, which should be upgradable and durable, possibly with open source firmware and that kind of stuff

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean I use a fairphone with /e/OS from Murena. This solves the issue of open source and upgradability/replacability mostly for me. I like the idea of bare linux phones but the hardware and software is just not there yet. I used an iPhone before that and while I miss some aspects of apple hardware I am really happy to be able to just replace parts without this tremendous glue they put in their phone and like 20 different screws and steps to replace one part. Besides some minor inconveniences the switch was definitely the right move!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I hate how /e/OS's 'BlissLauncher' doesn't let you leave an empty space between icons on the homescreen. I don't know whether switching to a different launcher will break /e/OS's widgets etc, and it bugs me just little enough to ignore it. The worst thing is that because you can't leave gaps (unless you leave the bottom row partially blank, which is dumb because that's the most important row), moving any app requires swapping it with another, which requires a minimum of three app-drags. In practice four, because draggin one app onto another will turn the icon into a folder with the two apps in them, so you'll have to open the folder and drag em both out.

I hate it so much. Why can't they just make a normal homescreen?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe a flatpak repo with mobile-first software?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

The problem is the chipsets, which include the radio. They have their own proprietary code, including some built in firmware. Along with things like roaming, negotiating frequencies, requesting MMS downloads and other niggly details, you have stuff like handling sim cards, emergency services modes, and public alerts. All of which I've heard are lightly documented and a pain to work with... It's a lot of compatibility layers built up over the years

You can get a Linux phone today, the consensus just seems to be it's not ready as a primary phone

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You want a Framework laptop

That shit is not going to fit in your pocket

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd argue Fairphones are pretty close although I'd probably go with a custom FOSS rom

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

From my experience, all the linux for mobile distros I've tried on my Pinephone were a really bad experience, with a lot of issues. But the option is there, and while it wasnt reliable enough to use as a daily phone, I still carry it in the bag with a dock and Kali, which sometimes can get useful during pentesting.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can watch porn on the go?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

> ruined masturbating to complete strangers on a bus

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

does a smartphone force you to only masturbate to people you know?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Whats this got to do with Seveneves?

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