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On Tuesday, nearly 20 percent of the school's 1,067 students were reportedly absent.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

Oh, so it's a death cult now? Cool, cool cool...

Edit: /s

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (9 children)

Where have you been? It's always been a death cult.

A lot of republicans want ww3 so that the bible can be fulfilled, and they can go to heaven. I'm not even joking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Easy guy, I know. Calling the GOP a death cult is like saying water is wet. Should have added a /s

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Lol, I appreciate the format

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (2 children)

In fairness to them, they are consistent when it comes to ignoring science.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Consistently hurting our children too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Pray the measles away does have a catchy tune. I feel bad for the kids that are about to die, not their fault.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What the hell is wrong over there? At the moment i think every news article considering the US is making me shaking my head harder...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

We've got a little trouble with an apocalyptic death cult. I mean, we would send them back to you guys...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

I mean most people from the US ask "What the hell is wrong over there?" About Florida pretty regularly. So clearly the other 49 states also have no clue either.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Do we have enough paper to print darwin awards?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gonna have to dust off the ole Herman Cain Award in short order. I for one am excited for a second round of schadenfreude.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I don't think the Darwin Awards apply here if it wasn't the decision of the deceased (child) to do the stupid thing, but of the parent(s). I would rather consider a "murder your child / make them handicapped for life" award in the form of a trial and imprisonment for endangering your child.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the parents could get Darwin awards for still managing to prevent their genes from propagating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Exactly its just bad luck the dead children had dumb parents.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have to get out of this state before it kills me.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

almost /nottheonion material with the post about permission forms for teens to watch kids movies in school next to this one

[–] [email protected] 174 points 8 months ago (5 children)

However, due to the high immunity rate in the community, as well as the burden on families and educational costs of healthy children missing school, [the health department] is deferring to parents or guardians to make decisions about school attendance."

This is fucking bonkers.

We know it's hard on you, so fuck preventing a breakout of the most contagious disease we've encountered, that not only is bad on its own, but resets your immunity fucking you over even more for years to come.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Wait, measles resets your immunity? Your immunity to what? Measles? Everything?

[–] [email protected] 126 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Everything. The adaptations your body has learned to fight other diseases are stored as T-cells. When you need more of that particular kind of thing, your body goes and runs off copies. Measles kills your T-cells, so your body can't copy the old adaptations, only make blank-slate factory-new ones.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

TIL we found the factory reset button for the human immune system.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit. TIL. We should be good if we were vaccinated forever ago when we were kids, right?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

Here's an article that describes the "immunity reset" aspect of measles: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20211112-the-people-with-immune-amnesia

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Measovid.

It's how they roll.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Has you or a loved one been diagnosed with Mesovidlioma?

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 8 months ago (7 children)

I'm 53. I have never met, or heard of, a person that had measles. I honestly don't really know what it is.

As kids, we all thought that shit was extinct. Measles were as irrelevant as smallpox and polio.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I'm a bit younger than you but I remember measles was something recent when I was a kid, but it also wasn't something that any of my contemporaries caught. This is what happens when you spend 40 years telling everyone that their opinion matters; your opinion doesn't mean shit when it goes against verifiable scientific research.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

My mom lost a brother to measles in the 50s. She is hard core pro-vacination, and will to this day proudly show off the scar from getting one of the first polio vaccines.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Polio is back too. No word on smallpox yet.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Jesus. My grandmother had polo as a child and was wheelchair bound for life because of it. And it's coming back. All because some idoits think they know better than decades of science.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Is polio really back? I haven't heard anything about it in years except the drive to finally eradicate it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Unlike smallpox, no other global campaign to eradicate diseases has ever happened.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago

Regressives gonna regress, unfortunately.

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