this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

There's nothing quite like fresh mozz

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Motorboat heaven right there mm-mm

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I don't know, does this count as stolen valor?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

mommy sorry mommy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Totally thought the lady was wearing a ta-ta towels knockoff brand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I love it and I hate it, that in so drawn to this.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

1000002452
Since no one in here asking for SAUCE.
1000002415

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Pasta sauce?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This feels like a Facebook post.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY CARL'S JR. FUCK YOU, I'M EATING.

Yeah I agree.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

you guys and your facebooks. it's not 2015 anymore.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Because it is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Never eating anything else again.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like cheese, but I didn’t know I liked Mozzarella so much

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

there's cheese?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

In Spanish "Una burrada" is used to describe a massive amount, an excess. I guess it checks out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

who ?

sorry I'm not really paying attention...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Do they regrow after harvesting, or are they discarded afterwards?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

Milk truk just arive

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Would have been good if served with sauce.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

https://ohmybabes.com/sanna-meira

No nudes but damn close. OF model

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think she's a porn star.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It’s porn-adjacent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Nary a nipple to be seen.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Yo what the fuck. Thats actually unbelievable. A myth, a legend if you will.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I now want a community dedicated to....uh....dresses that....uh.....yeild that appearance.

Maybe something like c/MozzarellaBags?

[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Just c/Mozzarella - keep it subtle.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Naw, because then you have that obnoxious /trees /marijuanaenthusiasts dynamic that makes everyone look like a ten year old.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your username literally ends in 69. You have no high ground to stand on in a debate about obnoxious humor, lmao.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I think one username is a little different from an entire community but you're obviously welcome to feel differently, lmao.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's whimsical, Leland.

Besides, I already wrote the tagline: "Come for the cheese, stay for the T's"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By my worthless opinion I decree that tagline awesome

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Clearly your opinion is very worthful

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why thank you

I was talking more in the grand scheme of the universe (or something cool like that)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In the grand scheme of the universe, we are all equally worthless. It logically follows that all of our opinions matter equally!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Something something philosophy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Thank you for your contribution

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Oh, have a little fun 😏

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

c/heeseadmirers

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