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Every time you shake someone's hand, remember statistically some of them were fingering pussy or touching dick more recently than the last time they washed their hands. The more you know ๐
So what? And I also wash my hands regularly. The point still stands. It's not gross, it's just a fact.
Ah but is it still the same hand?
I just stated a fact too.
Mine has a dick in it pretty regularly. The point is still valid...
The fact you said "a dick" and not "my dick" ๐คจ
Gay, and bisexual people exist, ya know.
And women
No I don't.
Straight, or bi women? Sure, there might be some. Allegedly.
Sometimes it's more than one. ๐ซข
Some have even tested the depths of a twat or two
It has to vary from person to person but I've never seen a sexual guide that discusses how deep in inches the canal is
thats why i dont shake hands anymore.
This is why I force everyone to let me shake their hand
Me too. When in a social situation where it unavoidable I do it but then always wonder how many dicks has this hand handled
Mine has also been up to the wrist in vagina, with moderate colon (limited to the digits). I let people know this before they shake my hand, in the spirit of transparency.
Thank god
"Almost" is a bit optimistic. Are femcels getting office jobs these days?
Some people are straight and left handed. Typically shake with your right. Possible to split the responsibility completely although has to be rare.
Do they also use the computer mouse with their right hand?
Definitely can be. Handedness is weird.
If you post censored shit I'm going to PM you shittingdicknipples and lemonparty.
/shakes tiny fist wistfully
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