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[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago

So anyway I started shooting

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago

Send backup! They have air support!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago

Acorn falls on Officer

"WE NEED BACKUP NOW OFFICER DOWN!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Ahh shit i'm hit

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Nope, can't deciffer that emoji.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Jesus. Decipher?

Is that the word we are trying for?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

is it ecclesiastical or classical though? "dee-kiffer" or "de-siffer"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Dee Kiffer sounds like the lead singer in a German buttrock cover band.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

German stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's referring to the cops that got spooked by a falling acorn and murdered a suspect in custody.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Very close - the cop and his partner emptied their guns at the car where the suspect was cuffed in the back seat, but never physically wounded him, just severely traumatized him.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Attempted murder. The pig had aim like a storm trooper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If the Storm Troopers had aim as bad as this guy then they would have actually hit Luke, Han and Leia so they would never have gotten off the Death Star and Vader wouldn't have been able to follow them to the Rebel base.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I remember those. Pretty fun to play with. Can't for the life of me remember the name of the tree. Suppose I could look it up though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

If you open the pod it's sticky, so you can glue it to your nose and pretend you're a rhino.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I had a silver maple in my backyard as a kid. Here's a list of some helicopter trees https://www.thespruce.com/trees-with-helicopter-seeds-samara-fruit-5186309

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Only one can scare a cop though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Can i upvote x10?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Evolution has already selected the helicopters to escape police detection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

That's from his heel-face turn arc, when he becomes an anti-hero.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, I want to believe in a future where both can scare a cop. :-)

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"I thought I saw a drug dealer in a helicopter"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

CHARLIES IN THE TREES! OPEN FIRE!!