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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

He looks like the guy that only appears in the final picture of a married woman's tinder profile

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

that's one sturdy chair. look at the destruction around him. Jesus Christ Almighty, he sat down and did all that?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

I'd have an easier time laughing at his sad state if I wasn't already mad that the guy is objectively a traitor and a goon of Vladimir Putin.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'd say that chair is Under Seige.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Lemmying in the bathroom as one does, and you caused me to drop another Seagal by trying to hold my laugh in. I salute you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Under Seige? It's practically Marked for Death.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

eyy fuck you. you just made me laugh and wheeze so hard I think I strained a muscle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Fits the MAGA crowd

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lemmy: Torn between making fun of Segal for being fat and not being fatphobic. 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

It's less that he's fat, but more that he presents himself as some kind of martial arts grandmaster, all around tough guy, deputized law enforcement officer, warmaster because he was in action movies but now he's fat.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

There's plenty of other things about Seagal to make fun of. Tom Segura has a whole bit about it.

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