this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Half of all superheroes have blatant copies, and the other half are blatant copies themselves

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Ropeman always pushin rope

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I just want a bLast-rope man in my life

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Imagine having to do the cum face and sound whenever swinging from a building. He’d go a lot slower too where he has to break for 15 minutes each time. And as he got older the breaks between would be longer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

he'd be shooting dust by the time he reached the end of the street

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

anyone got the image in op larger? I tried to find the post on 4chan and somehow failed

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Could also be his nemesis chainguy. It's too low resolution to tell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Oh man, don't tell me it's one of the comics from the terrible Xerox Saga where Chainguy temporarily took up his mantle.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever read or watched anything because it was relatable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The office hit home for me for a few years. I worked in sales 🤢

[–] [email protected] 100 points 5 days ago

Bro traveled through another dimension to bring us this greentext

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Why did I look it up? All I found was this:

https://m.webcomicsapp.com/comic/Ropeman/5dc75ff05f48c30be72db213

Edit: WARNING, I'm pretty sure it's Yaoi, which I definitely know nothing about.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Don't forget his side kick fistman...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I wasn’t going to click that anyway. I don’t like the way some people use the word, "rope."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I used to be a boy scout. I love "ropes" and "tying knots." 😏