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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

We all know that snitches get stitches, always. What you may not know (and Snitching Joe just found out) is that the stitches are sometimes metaphorical.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

*Supposed killer

He's only a suspect at the moment

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎶 mama, I just killed a man 🎶

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ma'am, ain't nobody saw nothing

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Did they seriously not give the snitch the bounty? Can anyone provide official news story on this?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

There usually needs to be a conviction before there's a reward.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago

Iirc they never actually pay the reward in almost every reward poster for one reason or another.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bertolt Brecht could probably come close

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