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No, of course we don't microwave the mug WITH the teabag in it. We microwave the teabag separately.

https://explainxkcd.com/3022/

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Do Americans make tea in a kettle? Teabag inside the kettle?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Patrick Stewart once said American tea was one thing he would never get used to. "For a proper cup of tea the water must be boiling when it hits the leaves." He really didn't like being brought a carafe of somewhat hot water with a teabag next to it. Even as an American I can relate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Not perfectly relevant, but I've always enjoyed Professor Elemental's take on tea.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Ok, but, why is microwaved water any different the water warmed in a kettle?

This seems like a pointless thing to get worked up over.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In my experience you won't actually boil water in the microwave because it takes an eternity so you end up with tea in "warm" water instead. Or apparently some people also put the tea bag in the microwave ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Brother it takes 3 minutes to boil water in the microwave. I have done this without fail.

It cools down much faster though. Not sure how that works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My microwave must be really weak then. The kettle is still faster though

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't cool down faster. That makes no sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Listen I can't prove it, but I swear on my mother it does

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it

The audience were not on his side 😆

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My husband is Northern German, close enough to England that he was horrified at the thought of making tea in the microwave. And he doesn't even really drink tea when he's not sick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Austrian here and I too would never make tea in the microwave. (I too drink tea mostly when I am sick.)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Needs to map sweet tea that the south enjoys.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where's throwing it into the harbor fall on this chart?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, where do I put my gaiwan on the spectrum?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For when you actually want 10 tiny cups of tea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rookie numbers! Try 20-50 tiny cups.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At some point you need to admit you're just drinking brown water and not tea anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (5 children)

How about someone who leaves the tea bag in the mug, sometimes for multiple days? Sips the tea with multiple bags still in it? It creeps me out and I am not even a big tea drinker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've done that a few times. Mostly when the previous bag was used the night before, and I was super sleepy in the morning, so didn't even bother ditching it, saving 1.3 seconds and thinking it would make my new tea stronger.

...yeah, I don't do that anymore. But this is why I used to.

UPDATE: I just made my tea just the regular way this morning. While stirring, I realised I had left the previous night's red berry tea bag in it. I didn't want to waste an otherwise perfectly fine bag of Earl Grey, so I did it again. Not intentionally, though. Also, note to self: red berry Earl Grey is not great.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Made me think of that eternal stew, but you instead add in more and more tea bags

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

What the fuck

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

is it even on the chart when my water cooler at home has a hot spigot that dispenses water at just the right temperature for tea brewing? it's basically like having a kettle that's always ready...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

In the neighboring State from where I live in Brazil, a lot of gas stations have publicly accessible hot water taps. Even some parks and plazas have them. It's for the Mate drinkers to refill their Thermos.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

You disgust me

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