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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Does it really heal wounds and stabilize blood pressure? That seems a bit far-fetched.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

afaik the notable thing is actually that the purrs help heal bone fractures, which is presumably something to do with vibrations helping the process along mechanically somehow.

But of course there's also just the psychological effect of having a purring cat near you, same thing as how people heal faster from stuff like acupuncture despite the process itself not doing anything, we just benefit from feeling happy and cared for.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

One of it's purrrposes is to shake wounds and increase bloodflow. This is why cats sometimes pur after conflict; they're licking their wounds in multiple ways.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

according to Google, cat purrs are at a specific frequency that somehow helps you heal faster

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wholesome. Except the 4th-panel propaganda. That poor woman is dead after that...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Depends on the cats personality, some will tolerate, others will kill.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Look at the cat's eyes! She is about to die. That's why no 5th panel

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Guinea pigs are kittens that never become cats

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have 2 cats.
One of them seems to sense when I'm upset or unwell, and will come to hug me, wrap herself around my neck and purr in my ear.
Then the other one will sneak up on us from behind, jump on her back, and start a cat fight on top of my head.
I love them both, but sometimes I wonder whether getting a second cat was the right decision.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Some cats are grade A dingdongs!

Still love them all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So someone better than me at maths could probably figure out how many cats I'd need to heat my with them room (and if the catfood etc needed would be cheaper than heating) ...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I can answer the second question:
Generally, hot-blooded mammals transform 90% of the energy they get from food into heat.
So using a cat for heating your room is about 90% as effective as burning cat food in an oven.

Here's some napkin math for where I live:
1kg of firewood has 4kWh = 4000 kcal
which is about equivalent to 1kg of really cheap dry cat food (mostly carbohydrates)

1kg of firewood costs about 40 cents
1kg of cheap dry cat food costs about 1,20€

So, cat-based heating is about 3.3x more expensive than burning pre-dried, commercially purchased firewood.
(all of these prices heavily depend on how much you buy in bulk, though. And if you care about your cat's well-being, you're gonna spend 2x more on its food)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But cat based heating has a lower efficiency, they do not turn all energy into heat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's why I wrote it's 3.3x more expensive, not 3x
10% of the energy is wasted on things like bodily functions, growing, running around and bringing joy to people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

But all that running around and buzzing and living becomes low grade heat pretty rapidly

While most of the heat from the cat food furnace will go up the chimney rather than into the room.

I would expect the cat to be closer to 100% efficient than the furnace, unless it spends its time sitting on a window sill behind the curtain radiating towards infinity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You sure it's only 10%? I would have estimated about 90%

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

No, 90% is just for heat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

c/theydidthemath?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How would it affect the math if you sold cat videos as NFTs?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

In a market economy, the value of a good increases with demand and decreases with supply.

On the Internet, there is an unlimited supply of cat videos, therefore their market value is 0.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

My neighbours cat sleeps on my couch when the door is open and he always wants me to scratch his belly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

normalize communal cats
why should people just have one or two cats when everyone could have 35 cats?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

RIP local bird and mice population

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

i mean it rather implies living in an urban area, where the local bird and mouse population is not particularly important or just outright unwanted anyways.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nice, that's basically free healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah, it's pretty great. All I have to do is feed their cats when they're away.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

My cat learned I can’t see when I have the VR headset on and knocked a lamp over onto my head.

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