Nah, I already got the 24,99 family plan that includes 500 premium clicks every month. I just hope they don't follow through with their crackdown on account sharing.
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2024
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What do those premium clicks do?
When you click a button it's actually two events, a button down and a button up. That is how you are able to grab something and move it, by clicking and holding and then later releasing.
Premium clicks include both the button down and button up events. Non-premium clicks are button down only.
Remember to unclick your buttons if you're not paying for premium clicks. You wouldn't want to continously keep reordering toilet paper from Amazon, would you?
If the Corsair harpoon was a subscription service. I'd pay for it.
I've managed to pay under $20 for all I can click mice. They last more than a year typically. Even with tariffs, I'm getting a chinese mouse, and y'all can f the f off.
That honestly sounds like a bad deal. Before recently replacing it, I had a $35 dollar mouse that lasted through 12 years of heavy gaming. Either you are inhumanly rough on your mice, or you might want to spend a little bit more for something quality.
I see you're getting a subpar keyboard rate
Business idea: The mouse manufacturers play the middle man in the click economy. Users can add an extra "click safety" package for $3,99/month, which prevents them from clicking on ads/misleading content. "Good" and "ethical" advertisers can get in touch with the "business communication" office of the mouse manufacturers to buy exception deals, because "their ads are okay"
Is scrolling extra?
Living in 2024, I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a subscription for damn oxygen soon. Oh, wait, that's taxes!
Unless you pay a carbon tax or pay taxes that pay for CCS, taxes aren't supplying air.
It's only partially a joke. I can't remember who but some company was bragging about their subscription based mouse they had in the works.
This reads like an onion article. Who's constantly buying new mice? And they're trying to target consumers who "don't have both a mouse and keyboard" by trying to sell them a $200 mouse...
I've been using the same razer chroma I bought 15 years ago and it's still perfectly fine.
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